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25492 Rancho Barona RD Ramona, CA 92065

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Key Details

Property Type Single Family Home

Sub Type Single Family Residence

Listing Status Active

Purchase Type For Sale

Square Footage 2,508 sqft

Price per Sqft $657

MLS Listing ID NDP2502561

Bedrooms 4

Full Baths 3

Half Baths 1

Construction Status Updated/Remodeled,Turnkey

HOA Y/N No

Year Built 2002

Lot Size 4.220 Acres

Property Sub-Type Single Family Residence

Property Description

PROPERTY OVERVIEW: Prepare to be utterly disappointed by this so-called “paradise” sprawled over a measly 4.22 acres in the heart of nowhere. This 4-bedroom, 3.5 bathroom atrocity boasts approximately 2,500 square feet of pure regret. *****FEATURES YOU'LL DESPISE: *** BASKETBALL COURT: A brand-new court that practically guarantees missed shots. Even our agent couldn't sink a basket. *** FRONT DOOR: An obnoxiously large 6' x 9' glass pivot door that screams “Look at me!” *** POOL: A so-called “spectacular” pool that's more eyesore than oasis. *** BARN TURNED SHOP: We ruined a perfectly good barn to create a massive shop space. No horses allowed; just your boring work truck and storage. *** PRIMARY BATHROOM: Features a two-person shower and a standalone bathtub, because who doesn't love wasting water? *** NATURAL LIGHT OVERLOAD: Huge skylights flood the home with unwanted sunlight. *** WOOD-BURNING FIREPLACE: An outdated heating method that requires actual manual labor. *** MATCHY-MATCHY INTERIOR: Matching cabinets and countertops throughout the house for those who lack imagination. *** OUTDOOR AMENITIES: An outdoor bathroom with a shower next to the pool and an outdoor kitchen, because walking inside is just too much effort. *** EXCESSIVE LAND: Over 4 acres with the potential to build an ADU, inviting more people to invade your space. *** SOLAR PANELS: PAID LG solar panels that eliminate your electricity bill. Who wants free power anyway? *** PRIVATE WELL: A 10,000-gallon holding tank ensures you'll never pay for city water again. How dreadful. *****Price: We're asking an absurdly high price to ensure this property remains unsold. *****Contact Information: Please refrain from reaching out. But if you must, contact our agent who is reluctantly handling this listing. *****Disclaimer: All descriptions are drenched in sarcasm. In reality, this property is a rare gem waiting for the right owner to appreciate its unique offerings.

Location

State CA

County San Diego

Area 92065 - Ramona

Zoning R-1:SINGLE FAM-RES

Rooms

Other Rooms Barn(s), Gazebo, Outbuilding, Shed(s), Storage, Workshop

Main Level Bedrooms 4

Interior

Interior Features Breakfast Bar, Built-in Features, Breakfast Area, Ceiling Fan(s), Separate/Formal Dining Room, High Ceilings, Recessed Lighting, All Bedrooms Down, Bedroom on Main Level, Entrance Foyer, Main Level Primary, Primary Suite, Walk-In Closet(s)

Heating Central

Cooling Central Air, Dual, See Remarks

Flooring See Remarks, Vinyl

Fireplaces Type Living Room

Fireplace Yes

Appliance Barbecue, Built-In, Convection Oven, Dishwasher, Free-Standing Range, Disposal, Microwave, Propane Cooktop, Propane Water Heater, Refrigerator, Range Hood, Warming Drawer

Laundry Inside, Laundry Room

Exterior

Exterior Feature Barbecue, Lighting, Rain Gutters

Garage Spaces 3.0

Garage Description 3.0

Pool In Ground, Private

Community Features Biking, Foothills, Hiking, Horse Trails, Rural

Utilities Available Electricity Connected, Propane

View Y/N Yes

View Hills

Accessibility Safe Emergency Egress from Home, No Stairs, Parking, Accessible Doors

Porch Concrete, Covered, Patio

Attached Garage No

Total Parking Spaces 3

Private Pool Yes

Building

Lot Description 2-5 Units/Acre, Back Yard, Front Yard, Irregular Lot, Street Level

Faces East

Story 1

Entry Level One

Foundation Concrete Perimeter

Sewer Septic Tank

Water Well

Architectural Style Ranch

Level or Stories One

Additional Building Barn(s), Gazebo, Outbuilding, Shed(s), Storage, Workshop

Construction Status Updated/Remodeled,Turnkey

Schools

School District Ramona Unified

Others

Senior Community No

Tax ID 3311823000

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Horse Feature Riding Trail

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Special Listing Condition Standard

Listed by Tim Barker • LPT Realty • tim@barkerbrand.com

Nicole Darwin

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